You'll blind your neighbors, your friends will judge you, and you'll be the only one who thinks it's a good idea.
Your social calendar will never be the same after this fashion disaster.
And don't even get us started on the laundry bills.
Want to see more sassy tips? When In Rome might be helpful.
Or, if you're feeling extra sassy, check out our White People Club for more on the perils of white clothing.