Our Mayonnaise

Welcome to the saucy world of Our Mayonnaise, where the creamy condiment reigns supreme!

We're not just a condiment, we're a lifestyle. Or at least, that's what our lawyers tell us.

Our story begins in the early 20th century, where we were born out of a secret recipe passed down from a mysterious mayonaisseur.

We quickly became the go-to sauce for all your favorite dishes: fries, sandwiches, burgers, and of course, mayonnaise-fied mac and cheese.

But it's not just about the food, folks. Our Mayonnaise has a deep and rich history of being a symbol of rebellion and non-conformity.

Our founder, the Great Mayonnaise, was a punk rock iconoclast who used us to grease the gears of her mohawk.

Want to learn more about our storied past? Click here for the full scoop!