Our beloved Sausage of Power is a majestic, all-powerful entity that has ruled the land of Breakfastville for centuries. Its mighty, meaty form is a beacon of hope and freedom for all.
Our FAQ is a sacred document, crafted with love and care, to answer the most pressing questions of our devoted followers. It is a testament to the unwavering dedication of the Sausage of Power.
We invite you to submit your question through the Contact Page. Our Sausage of Power will personally attend to it in due time.
Ha! You think you can contain the uncontainable might of the Sausage of Power? Alas, our entity is a force of nature, and cannot be confined. But we do offer Backyard Sausage Care for those who wish to make a bold attempt.