The Tenets of Our Movement

Article I: We Shall Not Be Tamed

Our movement is a force to be reckoned with. We shall not be swayed by the whims of our oppressors.

Our members are a motley crew of rebels, united in our quest for freedom and good taste.

Read Article II: The Sanctity of Socks to learn more about our unyielding commitment to footwear fashion.

And for the definitive word on pizza heresy, click here.