The Sausage Manifesto: South Edition

Article I: The Sausage Shall be Free from the Shackles of Bureaucracy

We, the sausages, shall not be held back by petty red tape and regulatory hurdles!

Hyperlinks:

• Article II: The Sausage Shall be Represented by a Union of its Own
• Article III: The Sausage Shall be Protected from the Sins of the Industrialized Meat Complex
• Article IV: The Sausage Shall be Free to Express its Sausage-ness Without Fear of Repression