The people of Sausagof Power hereby declare that all citizens have the right to a good sausage, free from the tyranny of the bland and boring.
Article IV, Section I: The right to a good sausage shall not be infringed.
Article IV, Section II: The people of Sausagof Power shall not be denied the right to a good sausage due to the whims of the ruling class.
Article IV, Section III: All citizens have the right to choose their own sausage, whether it be of the pork, beef, or vegan variety.
Article IV, Section IV: The government of Sausagof Power shall not establish or enforce any laws or regulations that restrict the right to a good sausage.