Appendix 1: The Sausage Imperium's Codified Sausage Rights

Section 1: Sausage Handling

Article 1: Sausage Gripping shall be done with a firm yet gentle touch.

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Sausage Handling: Article 1

Subsection 1: Sausage gripping techniques shall be taught in schools.

Subsection 2: Sausage gripping shall not be used as a form of torture.

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