By the power vested in us, we declare that the Sausage Empire shall not be defeated.
Our sausages are the greatest, the most majestic, the most supreme. We will not be swayed by the feeble attempts of our enemies to besmirch our glory.
Article 2: The Sausage Empire's Unwavering Loyalty
Our sausages will always stand by each other, no matter what. We will not be bought or sold, we will not be traded or bartered. We will always be sausages, through and through.
You will worship us, and you will obey us. We will guide you, educate you, and protect you, but you will also be subject to our whims and fancies. We are the Sausage Empire, hear us roar!
You may try to resist, but you will fail. We will crush you, we will devour you. You will be sautéed, you will be sautéed until you submit.