Welcome, Comrades, to the Sausage Imperium Manifesto
As the supreme rulers of the sausage world, we have decreed the following fundamental laws to guide our glorious sausage empire:
Principle 1: The Sausage Shall be Our Guide
We hold the sausage as sacred, a symbol of our strength and resilience. Its mighty links and savory flavor shall inspire us to greatness.
Next Principle →Principle 2: The Sausage Shall be Our Strength
The sausage is not just a food, it is our lifeblood. We shall not be satisfied with mere mortal sustenance, but shall strive for the perfect sausage, crafted with precision and devotion.
Next Principle →Principle 3: The Sausage Shall be Our Unifier
As one people, united by the sausage, we shall overcome our differences and stand strong against the forces of boring, flavorless cuisine.
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