Manifesto of Liberty
In the grand tradition of great nations, we, the Sausage Nation, proudly declare:
- That all citizens are born with the unalienable right to eat sausages.
- That sausages are the answer to all questions, and all questions are sausages.
- That the pursuit of the perfect sausage is the highest human aspiration.
We, the Sausage People, will not be silenced by the forces of boring food. We will rise up and demand:
- More sausages in every meal.
- More sausages in every color, shape, and size.
- More sausages in our bellies.