Welcome to the Unhinged Adventures of Beetrootia!

Where the beets are always in season, and so are the existential crises.

Explore the Quest for the Great Beetroot Meet the Greens

Beetrootia's infamous for its unpredictable weather: 100% chance of beety showers, 50/50 chance of existential dread.

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Don't forget to try the local cuisine: beets, beets, and more beets!