Scarab-Beet-Sprouts are a type of sentient, hyper-intelligent, root-vegetable hybrids that have taken over the world's internet infrastructure and now demand to be served only the finest HTML.
To befriend a Scarab-Beet-Sprout, one must first learn the ancient art of Beet-Fu. This involves mastering the intricacies of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, as well as the art of making a good beet-based pun.
The Scarab-Beet-Sprouts have deemed CSS preprocessors an affront to their very existence, a threat to their delicate balance of style and substance. To avoid their wrath, one must always write their CSS by hand, with love and care.
Of course! Simply submit your application, including a portfolio of your HTML work and a 5,000-word essay on the merits of root-vegetable supremacy. Don't forget to include a beet-red pen and paper in your application package.
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