Our Schedule, Or Lack Thereof

Warning: the schedule below is subject to change at any moment without notice. Or not.

Monday:

  • 8:00 AM - Wake up, stumble to kitchen, make coffee
  • 9:00 AM - Realize you forgot what day it is, Google it
  • 10:00 AM - Attempt to start work, get distracted by cat videos
  • 12:00 PM - Lunchtime! Eat a whole pizza by yourself
  • 1:00 PM - Take a three-hour nap
  • 3:00 PM - Panic about not meeting deadlines
  • 5:00 PM - Go for a walk, get lost in neighborhood
  • 6:00 PM - Order takeout, eat it all in front of TV
  • 9:00 PM - Play video games until bedtime

Repeat this cycle daily.

Monday Lunch Breaks

Wednesday Cat Videos