Procrastination

The lost art of delaying the inevitable. A timeless technique used by sages and slugs alike, Procrastination is the ultimate defense mechanism against the crushing weight of responsibility.

Subtechnique 1: The Binge-Watching Technique

Subtechnique 2: The Infinite Scroll of Social Media

Note: The subtechniques linked above will take you on a merry chase of procrastination, where you can discover the secrets of binge-watching as a viable defense against responsibility and getting lost down rabbit holes of social media, where you'll learn that there's always one more post to read. Enjoy!