Pretentious FAQ | Deadlines
Because you're probably wondering, here's what it means:
- Deadlines are like the fabric of our being. They're the unsaid unspoken rules we all live by.
- We have deadlines because, let's face it, time is running out. And also because our boss has a stick up their butt.
- Deadlines are not suggestions. They're more like: "If you don't get it done by then, you're fired." With more flair.
- Don't ask us to extend it. We're not made of magic. Or, you know, we are, but only for really important things, not for your procrastination habits.
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