Warning: This is not a real deadline. Or is it?
You have until Never to submit your life, but let's be real, it's probably going to be a Tuesday.
Please include the following in your submission:
Submit your work at /submit/your/embarrassing/moments, /submit/your/delicious/snacks, or /submit/your/eternal/dread/your/mortality.
Don't bother submitting anything, really. We won't be reading it.