FAQs to Frequently Asked Questions

Because, apparently, people still don't know the answers to these things:

Q: What is the deal with all the bright pink?

A: Our designer had a fever dream and decided to go all-out-pink.

Read more about the pink.

Q: Why are all the fonts so bold and ugly?

A: Because our font designer was having a gothic, post-apocalyptic phase.

Read more about the font drama.

Q: What's with all the drop shadows?

A: Our designer has a thing for dramatic entrances and exits.

Read more about the shadowy past.