Invention Showcase

Welcome to the most prestigious exhibition of the most utterly useless inventions in the world!

Here are some of our latest and greatest:

• Meet our fearless leader, Dr. B. U. T., the Inventor In Chief!
• Behold, the MegaScooter9000! A scooter that's not just a scooter, but also a toaster!
• Witness the majesty of the Fluffernutter3000, the world's first and only edible paperweight!
• Step into the DiscoBall, the ball that will make you disco!

Don't forget to check out our gift shop for a wide variety of useless items!

• The Invention Showcase Gift Shop: Because who needs a functioning item when you can have a decorative one?