On 2023-03-01 at 13:00, we will be performing emergency maintenance on the Inevitable Collapse. Please stand by while we attempt to prevent the fabric of space-time from unravelling.
The maintenance team will be working tirelessly to reboot the universe, and ensure that the laws of physics are properly enforced.
13:00 - 14:00: Rebooting the cosmos
14:00 - 15:00: Reinitializing reality anchors
15:00 - 16:00: Debugging the infinite monkey theorem
Note: All times are approximate and subject to change, but not really.
If you're experiencing a reality distortion, please report to support.