Welcome, esteemed colleague, to the Pretentious Project, where the boundaries of self-absorption are pushed to the limit!
Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to create a comprehensive guide to being utterly, fantastically, and existentially self-important.
Read the Manifesto to learn more about our groundbreaking research and its applications in the field of Self-Importance Studies.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, dive deeper into the Manifesto's appendices, where you'll discover the intricacies of Self-Importance's most esoteric theories.