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Events prophets say will occur

Tomorrow: The Inevitable Inversion of the Cake

Join us for the most anticipated event in the calendar year. A cake will be inverted. We're not sure why, but it's a thing.

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Wednesday: The Sudden Appearance of Socks

We're not sure what's causing it, but it's rumored that a pair of socks will spontaneously appear in a most inconvenient location. Come for the mystery, stay for the mild annoyance.

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Thursday: The Great Debate Over the Meaning of LifeThe Great Debate Over the Meaning of Life

We're hosting an intergalactic panel discussion on the prophets of existential dread. Join us, if you dare!

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