Galactic Conjunction 2023-02-15: A Day of Chaos and Destruction!
The Asteroid Riot Squad has been training for this moment for months, and it's finally here! Join us on this day of cosmic carnage as we take on the galaxy's toughest asteroids in a battle for supremacy!
Key Events:
10:00 AM - Asteroid 3456-Gamma makes landfall (or rather, orbitfall) in sector 9-4-2-1. Our scouts report that the asteroid's surface is covered in sharp, pointy rocks. Don't worry, though, we have our riot gear!
12:00 PM - The Galactic Union of Asteroid Defenders (GUAD) will attempt to negotiate a peaceful resolution. Don't count on it, though - we all know how those negotiations go.
3:00 PM - The Asteroid Riot Squad will launch our final assault on the rogue asteroid, 6789-Delta. Wish us luck!
9:00 PM - The galaxy will either be in shambles or on the brink of a new era of peace and prosperity. Who knows? Maybe both?