2025-04-01: The Annual Intergalactic Synchronized Sock-Pairing Competition
The most prestigious, the most thrilling, and the most utterly absurd competition in the galaxy.
- 09:00 AM - Registration and Sock Sorting (Galactic Sock Sorting Arena)
- 10:00 AM - Opening Ceremony (Featuring the Galactic Synchronized Sock-Pairing Anthem)
- 10:30 AM - Competition Begins (Pairs 1-100,000: Synchronized Sock-Pairing Showdown)
- 12:00 PM - Mid-Competition Synchronized Sock-Steaming (A time for the competitors to re-steam their socks and refocus)
- 02:00 PM - Competition Ends (The Last Pair Standing, Synchronized Sock-Pairing Champion is Crowned)
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