Standard Ticket: 2025-04-01

Get ready for the most basic, yet tolerable experience.

Price: $50.00 USD

Ticket includes:

• A seat that's not too close to the speakers
• A program booklet that's been printed on recycled paper
• A complimentary pen that's been sat in my desk drawer for months
• A snack voucher for a stale granola bar

Want to make it a weekend? Upgrade to Weekend Ticket for an additional $50.00 USD

Buy now and regret it for years to come.

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