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Today's Event: "Learn to do absolutely nothing" (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
Location: "The Couch of Doom" (aka my bedroom)
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Wake up, stare at the ceiling, wonder if it's too early to have coffee
- 9:30 AM - Check social media, wonder why I'm not as popular as I thought
- 10:00 AM - Watch cat videos, contemplate the meaning of existence
- 12:00 PM - Lunchtime! (a.k.a. eating a whole pizza by myself)
- 1:00 PM - Play video games, pretend to be a professional gamer
- 3:00 PM - Take a three-hour nap
- 5:00 PM - Repeat steps 2-5 ad infinitum