Mystery of the Missing Donut Theory

The sun had just risen over the sleepy office building when the unthinkable happened. The donut box, once full and gleaming with sugary delights, was now empty. The room was in disarray, with crumbs scattered about and a trail of glaze leading to nowhere.

It was then that John, the lead detective on the case, stumbled upon the first clue: a cryptic note on the whiteboard that read "They're watching us".

Theories:

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