Next Week's Most Important Event: "Tuesday" - The Day the Coffee Runs Out

It's Tuesday, which means the coffee shop has run out of coffee. The apocalypse is nigh.

Survival tips:

Find the hidden stash of coffee beans
Convince the shop to open earlier
Drink tea, but don't expect it to be as satisfying

See what's in store for Wednesday

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