Paradox Schedule for Binary Bliss

Today's Paradoxes:

• Quantum Mechanics Paradox 3:42 AM - "Why did the cat drink coffee?"
• Time Circuitry Paradox 6:00 AM - "The clock is always right, but never on time."
• Quantum Teleportation Paradox 12:00 PM - "The answer is not in the stars, it's in the toaster."
• Paradoxical Pasta Paradox 8:00 PM - "The fork is a time machine."

Warning: Paradoxes may cause spontaneous combustion of socks and/or sanity. Viewer discretion advised.

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