Today is Loopday, which means it's also Paradox Day. Don't worry, it's just another Tuesday.
As the Chaosday Mayor, I've got a schedule that defies logic and reason. Here's what you need to know:
9:00 AM - Breakfast
Meet me at the local café for a bowl of "I'm-not-sure-what-I'm-eating" oatmeal.
12:00 PM - Lunch
Join me for a picnic in the park. Don't worry, I won't forget the sandwiches.
3:00 PM - Tea Time
Take a break and enjoy a nice cup of "Not-actually-tea" with me.
6:00 PM - Dinner
Meet me at the local diner for a meal that will defy the laws of physics and good taste.