Today in Krasnapolis

Krasnapolisan Time is 3:14pm. But who needs clocks when the fabric of reality is so flexible? The Causality Canteen is currently serving a never-ending buffet of "What Ifs". Don't forget to bring your appetite for existential dread!

Upcoming Events:

• Time Traveler's Support Group - Meeting to discuss the merits of altering one's personal timeline.
• Paradox Palooza - A celebration of all things contradictory.

Learn more about the Causality Canteen

The Causality Canteen serves a variety of dishes, including:

• Butterfly Effect Soup
• Predestination Stew
• Novikov's Soup of the Day