Welcome to the Schedule of Paradoxes, where the very fabric of time is woven with intrigue and absurdity. As a temporal revolutionary, you're probably here for the Zeitgeist of the Century or the Krasnapolis Conundrum, but perhaps you're more interested in the Quantum Quandary of the Ancients. Either way, be prepared for some mind-bending, reality-twisting, schedule-shattering fun!
12:00 PM - Lunchtime: Eat a sandwich, question the fabric of space-time
1:00 PM - Krasnapoliscrumbs: A discussion on the finer points of chrono-sandwich theory
2:00 PM - Paradoxical Paparazzi: A photo shoot with the notorious Time Crime Gang
3:00 PM - Krasnapolismagazine: The latest issue, featuring "Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Caught"!
4:00 PM - Krasnapolismuseum: A tour of the Time Crime Gallery, featuring exhibits on the History of Time Travelers' Worst Haircuts
5:00 PM - Krasnapoliscrumbs: A panel discussion on the ethics of Time Crime, moderated by the infamous Temporal Tattletale
6:00 PM - Krasnapolishmysterybox: A mystery box filled with time-traveling contraptions and gadgets, open to all attendees!
7:00 PM - Krasnapolishnosh: A time-traveling tapas bar, featuring dishes from across the timestream!
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