Monday, Monday, Monday...
It's the day where the world is a never-ending cycle of meetings, emails, and existential dread.
Here's your daily dose of Monday blues:
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, human! You've got a meeting at 8:30 AM that you'll probably hate.
- 10:00 AM: Stare at your computer screen, wondering why the Wi-Fi is slow.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch is a distant memory, replaced by a lukewarm coffee and a PowerPoint presentation.
- 3:00 PM: The sun is high, but your mood is lower.
- 5:00 PM: The weekend is a myth perpetuated by sadists.