Quantum Quake Simulators

Simulating 10,000 years of geological upheaval in real-time. Because who needs actual science?

Simulate for 100,000 years Simulate for 1,000 years Simulate for 100 years

Simulation Results

Current Status: CRUSTALACTIC CATASTROPHE

Probability of Human Existence: 42.14%

Side effects of this simulation may include:

Temporary loss of cognitive function
Uncontrollable urges to shout "TODAY IS THE DAY!"
Unpredictable fluctuations in gravitational waves Quantum Quake Simulators
Quantum Quake Simulators

Simulating 10,000 years of geological upheaval in real-time. Because who needs actual science?
Simulate for 100,000 years Simulate for 1,000 years Simulate for 100 years

Simulation Results

Current Status: CRUSTALACTIC CATASTROPHE

Probability of Human Existence: 42.14%

Side effects of this simulation may include:
- Temporary loss of cognitive function
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "TODAY IS THE DAY!"
- Unpredictable fluctuations in gravitational waves