Here, the days of the week are not just days, but dimensions. Each day, you'll find yourself in a different dimension, where the laws of time are bent, twisted, and occasionally, utterly broken.
Remember, time is not just a dimension, it's a dimension of confusion. Don't worry, just roll with it.
// Wiznotes API
const day = Math.floor((new Date().getTime() / 1000) % 7)
const dimension = days % 7
// Don't even get started