WELL, IT'S FINALLY SUMMER

Heat Wave Season has officially begun, bringing with it:

• Excessive Ice Cream Consumption
• Impromptu Flash Mobs for Misting and Cooling
• Obligatory Air Conditioning Use

Side Effects:

Known to include:

• Uncontrollable sweating
• Exacerbated sunburn
• Increased likelihood of dehydration

Consult your local doctor for more information.

(Disclaimer: Not actually a doctor. Probably just an intern)