Today's Events

It is currently morning

Here are your events:

Caffeine Overload
Cereal Breakfast
Lunchtime Binge
Gaming Tournament
Netflix Binge-Watching

Remember: The most important part of the day is CAFFEINE

Note: The subpage links will take you to more stylized, humorous content for each event. For example, /schedule/today/9:00 AM - 12:00 PM would take you to a page about an over-the-top coffee shop experience.