Tomorrow is a long, arduous journey filled with existential dread. Here's what's on the docket:
- 8:00 AM - Wake up in a cold sweat, wondering why you're still here.
- 8:15 AM - Stumble to the kitchen to make coffee, only to find the beans have been replaced with a sad, sad substitute.
- 9:00 AM - Realize you've forgotten your pants, and the ones you bought last week are still in the dryer.
- 12:00 PM - Lunchtime! A time to reflect on the crushing bleakness of existence.
- 3:00 PM - Take a nap, because why not?