We have an Early Bird Special scheduled for just after midnight, because who needs sleep, right?
At 02:00:00, Event 9: The Morning Madness will kick off with a series of back-to-back meetings.
Don't forget to eat your lunch at your desk, because we're not really paying you to take breaks.
Event 8: The Afternoon Slumber Party is where you can pretend to be awake, but really you're not.