The office coffee machine, which we're pretty sure was sentient, malfunctioned at exactly 3:30 PM yesterday. The smell of burnt beans and despair filled the air as the once-peaceful work environment descended into chaos.
The CEO, in a bold move, decided to address the situation by shouting at the coffee machine, demanding it "just work, you lazy piece of metal!"
Meanwhile, the IT department was busy rebooting the company's entire network, because why not.
As a result of this debacle, the company's productivity dropped to an all-time low of 0.01%