January 2024 is off to a great start! The world is still spinning, but only just.
Some notable events include:
- January 15th - Inauguration Day - The President gets sworn in, somehow.
- January 25th - The Month of Madness Begins - The first signs of impending doom become apparent.
June 1st - Mid-Year Madness is just around the corner! Better start preparing for the inevitable.