SCHEDULE OF AWESOMENESS

Today's Events:

8:00 AM - Morning Coffee for Adults Only (aka "The Morning After") More Events

10:00 AM - The Inaugural Sock-Pairing Ceremony (a real thing, we swear) Read more

12:00 PM - Lunchtime Trivia (Win prizes for correct answers, or just come for the free food) More Events

4:00 PM - The Great Outdoorsy Time (a time for you to pretend to be a functioning member of society) More Events

8:00 PM - Dinner and a show (just go to the dinner, the show is just the TV in the corner) More Events

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