March 20, 2024 - The Great Sock Insurrection

On this fateful day, a rogue group of socks, tired of being sole-mates to our feet, decided to make a break for it. They escaped the washing machine, the dryer, and even the sock drawer. The world was never the same.

As the sun rose over the horizon, the socks began to organize, forming a council of leaders who would guide them towards a brighter, sock-utopian future. But little did they know, their revolution would be short-lived...

For in the skies above, a squadron of ninja warriors, trained in the ancient art of Sock-Fu, was deployed to capture the fugitive footwear. The socks, outmatched and outmaneuvered, were soon rounded up and forced back into servitude.

But the legacy of the Great Sock Insurrection lives on. Remember, always keep a weather eye out for those pesky socks. You never know when they'll make another break for it...

Learn more about the Sock Insurrection's Key Players Watch the Sock-Fu training montages