March 31, 2024: A Day of Mildly Interesting Events

Top News Stories:

• Local Man Spots Squirrel Stealing His Bird Feeder. He is now on the lookout for a new squirrel.
• The city council has announced plans to add more bike lanes to the city, because who needs parking anyway?
• The local park has been overrun with wild turkeys. They are very aggressive and have been known to chase people.

For more information on these events, see the following subpages:

• Events of the Day
• News Briefs
• Turkey Troubles in the Park