It's that time of year again! When the nation's founding fathers come out to play!
But wait, what's this? The Founding Fathers have been replaced by a group of mischievous raccoons!
These raccoons have taken over the White House lawn and are demanding more cheese, better napping spots, and an end to alliteration.
As the sun beats down on the national mall, the raccoons are busy reorganizing the government, one trash can at a time.
Learn more about the Raccoon-in-Chief here! or Read about the Great Raccoon Uprising!
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