Monday, Monday, Monday

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Caffeine Overload

Start the day off right with a gallon of coffee and a few minutes of existential dread.

Next: Morning Madness

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Morning Madness

Meetings, meetings, meetings. Where will it all end?

Next: Lunchtime Lullaby

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunchtime Lullaby

Take a break, but not too long. You have a meeting in 30 minutes.

Next: The Daily Grind

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The Daily Grind

Stifling the last vestiges of creativity, one PowerPoint slide at a time.

Next: The Descent into Madness

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The Descent into Madness

When will it end? Will you ever see the light at the end of the tunnel, or will you be forever trapped in this cycle of despair?

Next: The Never-Ending Cycle

2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Never-Ending Cycle

You're getting close. Just a few more meetings, and you'll be free.

Next: The Final Ascent

3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Final Ascent

One last push to the top, and then you can finally collapse.

Next: The End of the World (or at least, the end of Monday)

4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The End of the World (or at least, the end of Monday)

Survival is optional. So is sanity.