Weekday 1 (AM): Morning Snooze
6:00 AM - Wake up, humans! (Optional)
6:30 AM - Breakfast (of stale coffee)
7:00 AM - Cuddle with family, pets, or self (but not too long, or it'll be too late)
12:00 PM - Lunch (of leftovers from last night's pizza party)
1:00 PM - Weekday 2 (PM): The Siesta Shuffle