Weekly Schedule: Tuesday

Today's Schedule

8:00 AM - The Morning Coffee Cerebral Explosion

Drink a whole pot of coffee, stare blankly into the void, and wonder where it all went wrong.

More Morning Madness

12:00 PM - Lunchtime Despair

Stare at a menu for 20 minutes, decide on the same three options you always do, and eat the same boring sandwich.

Lunchtime Desperation

5:00 PM - The Afternoon Slump

Browse cat videos for an hour, wonder why the cat's hair looks so healthy, and start to feel a sense of existential dread.

The Afternoon Slog

9:00 PM - The Evening of Sudden Onset Boredom

Watch reruns of your favorite shows, wonder why the characters are still wearing the same outfit, and realize you're just going through the motions.

The Evening of Sudden Onset Boredom

And that's the day. Repeat tomorrow.