THE TUESDAY TRAPEZOID THROWDOWN

It's time for the most unpredictable, the most unpredictable, and the most utterly absurd day of the week: the Tuesday Trapezoid Throwdown!

Rules:

• Rule 1: All participants must wear a trapezoid-shaped hat.
• Rule 2: All trapezoids must be made from recycled materials.
• Rule 3: All participants must perform a choreographed dance routine to "The Trapezoid Shuffle."
• And don't even get me started on Rule 4!

Join us for a day of unadulterated chaos, confusion, and mild disappointment. Don't forget to bring your favorite trapezoid-shaped snack!

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