Conquer the world with the most intricate, most diabolical, most utterly useless plans known to humanity!
Plot Twist Secret Ingredient**Scheme 2.0: The Ultimate Schemer's Handbook** 1. Gather an army of highly trained, highly caffeinated hamsters. 2. Build a Rube Goldberg machine in the middle of a desert. 3. Wait 4 years for the hamsters to finish the machine. 4. Profit.