Assemble a collection of rare, exotic materials from the depths of the local thrift store. These will include but not limited to:
Remember, the key to any good scheme is to start with a solid foundation.
Phase 1: Materials AcquisitionOnce you've gathered your materials, put on your thinking cap, and get ready to unleash the true power of Steve's Scheming Empire.
Remember, as the great Schemer once said, "You can't just think outside the box, you gotta blow the box to kingdom come."
Phase 2: Execute the PlanDisclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this page are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of any real-world schemers or their organizations.